I just don't

get it.

Guys say we never tell them what we want, but when we do, they just act like they never heard us. So we say it again, and again, and again, until we get tired of saying it and go quiet. And they get mad at us because they're not 'mind readers'. What the fuck, dude? Do you need for us to write it in letters ten feet fucking high? Tattoo it on our foreheads? Sew it into your goddamn pillowcases? We fucking told you. So we stop fucking telling you because you're not hearing it anyway, because we're tired of goddamn repeating ourselves, and get accused of playing coy, or hard to get. We have to resort to playing stupid little fucking games right back because that's all you will fucking respond to. Christ, aren't we allowed any fucking dignity? It's not that we're not telling you what we want, we're not telling you what you're willing to give. Can't help you there, buddy.

Presumably you're an adult, so it should not be that fucking hard to listen, and if it's something you can't or won't give us, why the fuck are you wasting our time? Being a 'guy' isn't a fucking excuse. You're a human, seemingly capable of many things. Either you can give it or you won't. Either you comprehend it or you can't, but stop blaming your fucking dick. Blaming your dumbassness on your gender is as stupid as assuming we're bitchy because we're on our period. "Stop being such a woman." No, motherfucker, stop being such a fucking dude. Guys get mad at us for coming to 'conclusions' or 'acting crazy', but they fail to remember that most of the time, we're only reacting off of what you give to us, and we will come to our own conclusions. Usually, you won't like them much. Of course, there are those girls who are never happy no matter what you do, but I'd think at a certain fucking age you would have started to learn how to figure out one type from another.

Grow up or be fucking single or start liking it up the ass. If you can't fucking listen or emulate the emotions or considerations required in order to have a mature relationship, stay fucking alone. Don't give us fucking half just because you can't fucking handle it. You playing dumb? Isn't fucking cute. Get a fucking Delorean and go back to high school if you want to play these asinine fucking games. Don't fucking lure us in and then dump all the fucking work on us.

I'm really fucking tired of it.

/rantover